This selection is absolute rubish! I can't believe I actually came here for advise on where to go out and you are not listing at least 5 - 6 that are amazing places with offerings much superior to most of the places you are actually listing and they are not necessary ultra posh or out of touch. Just a proper good party for happy people. It seems that everyone that works on time out are just scruffy east-enders but even that is no excuse not to be able to judge west or central london. Completely shocked, a name as big of time out should be able to offer something to every type of people not just alternative nights. Specially with the amount of tourists and international crowd London has.
The best clubs in west London
East London isn't the only place for a trendy night out – here are some venues that are holding their own on the other side of town
Opened in the last few months, this weekend-only dancing spot is modelled on the chic dive bars commonly found in hipster HQ (aka Williamsburg, NYC). It’s already upped the area’s cool quotient with appearances from house king Seth Troxler and a residency from swoonsome actor-cum-DJ Idris Elba. Expect some bassbin-bothering beats from Mike Skinner, the artist formerly known as The Streets, when he takes to the decks this Friday. Looking ahead, May sees the launch of Vice Motel – a night of tongue-in-cheek ’90s nostalgia featuring a DJ set from Sophie Ellis Bextor and even some Tamagotchi-inspired cocktails you can nurse like the egg-shaped computer pets.
- 34 Kilburn High Rd, NW6 5UA
It may be located below the home of Chelsea FC, but don’t expect a ‘Footballer’s Wives’ crowd at Ritual – a new flagship disco-house night held monthly at this surprisingly awesome venue. After launching in February, Ritual has been giving Fulham a much-needed injection of street cred, thanks to DJs such as disco ace Greg Wilson and the booty workin’ Hervé. Ample booths line the room, but the focus is squarely on the dancefloor – which is illuminated by a gently trippy LED screen behind the DJs. Head down this Saturday for London house legends X-Press 2, Norse disco ace Prins Thomas and a vibe that’s made in Chelsea but thankfully lacking any Caggies or Binkys.
- Stamford Bridge Fulham Road, SW6 1HS
Don’t write off this unusual hybrid of a boozer, a restaurant and a decadent dance space just because its name stems from a poem by GK Chesterton. As well as being a quirky pub downstairs, this nine-syllabled nightspot does a roaring trade in classy beats upstairs. Look out for Heartbeat – a monthly session which prides itself on being west London’s only disco night. Damon Martin from DJ crew Disco Bloodbath is in charge for the next one this Friday, while in May, 6 Music’s Huey Morgan throws a bash with local legend Don Letts. Paradise’s proximity to Notting Hill means it rocks on Carnival weekend too – with big names like DJ Zinc tearing it to smithereens last year.
- 19 Kilburn Lane, W10 4AE
Any venue with a DJ in charge gets a big thumbs-up from us. Former Cream resident Seb Fontaine is the creative director of this vast new space located directly under the Westway. The white walls and swathes of palm trees surrounding the dancefloor give off strong Balearic vibes, which work in tandem with the venue’s house-focused bookings. Recent guests include Tiefschwarz and fellow hntz-hntz cadets Zombie Soundsystem – both making generous use of the Funktion-One sound system installed. Float your boat? Then head down on the May bank holiday, as Underworld’s Darren Emerson leads the charge at the twelfth anniversary of Fontaine’s Type parties.
- 242 Acklam Rd, W10 5JJ
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Popular nightlife this week Soak up some of the capital's best sounds whilst soaking up some of the capital's best views this summer. As soon as the sun comes out, head up to London's best rooftop venues and enjoy a scorcher of an evening at a height. Dalston Roof Park Crane your neck above Café Oto and you might spot this charming pop-up roof garden, which springs back into action for the season, often hosting events organised by London promoters who love their alternative beats and bass. Warm and cosy, with grow bags and solar panels in view and astroturf under foot, the Roof Park should be in full swing all summer. Netil House This unassuming building near London Fields, home to over 90 artist studios, plays host to some seriously vibrant nightlife. When there's not hundreds of sweaty ravers dancing their socks off in its warehouse space, Netil House's decking-clad rooftop offers superb views of the city. Throw in a bar, some music and the occasional open-air film screening and you've got yourself a superb summer nights venue. Queen of Hoxton A cool bar and club all year round, this Hoxton haunt takes the action onto their huge rooftop when summer lands. You'll be able to soak up anything from daytime silent discos (previous spinners at these headphone affairs have included Ashley Beedle and Jazzie B) to film screenings to workshops – rooftop Tie-Dye, anybody? The Prince of Wales Formerly known as Brixton Clubhouse and then The Lambeth, this
Forget staying indoors: this summer is about alfresco clubbing Popular nightlife this week Art of Dark Third Birthday Party Recently opened Greenwich club Studio 338 hosts some great all-dayers on its vast premises, including the Art of Dark Third Birthday Party on Saturday July 26. Headlined by globe-hopping house selector Cassy, it will see the venue’s car park transformed into an outdoor dance arena. Krankbrother Day and Night Terrace Party Not a fan of getting wild and sweaty with strangers in a car park? Also at Studio 338 is the Krankbrother Day and Night Terrace Party on August 2, which utilises the venue’s enormous terrace and features the summery disco grooves of John Talabot. Troupe Terrace Block Party Sometimes, though, we all just want to be at a New York block party. However, the closest you’ll get without splashing out on the airfare is the Troupe Terrace Block Party on August 2. Starting at noon, it takes place on and around Monier Road and iCan Studios in Hackney Wick, with NYC deep house pro Dennis Ferrer and Chicago beat genius Green Velvet setting the sonic mood. Tuckshop Summer Carnival Hungry for more? Chow down on the sweet audio treats offered at the Tuckshop Summer Carnival at Hackney Wick arts space Shapes. Jazzy, global beats maestro Gilles Peterson headlines this tropical party, featuring hula-hoopers, street food and a beach. Okay, an artificial beach, but you can still sunbathe on it. Slide & Get Diverted: Outside/In
Rave on the waves this summer Popular nightlife this week Hot Tub Cinema New dates and films announced The trouble with regular cinemas is that you just can't get all slippery and wet while you're watching the film without eyebrows being raised and security guards being called. Solving this problem in hip London style is Hot Tub Cinema, the runaway success of a project that screens cult movies on a huge screen while punters kick back in hot tubs, quaffing drinks and generally feeling just like the rap superstar they've always dreamed of being. After a winter sesh that warmed numerous cockles, HTC is back for the summer with a new mission, to take its watery filmic adventures into unused and unexpected London spaces for that extra 'watery-wow' factor. After screening 11 flims in what used to be Shoreditch Tube station back in the day, the HTC crew are rising up from their subterranean lair and going sky-high, landing way up on top of Shoreditch's Rockwell House for eight nights, from Thu Jul 17-Thu Jul 24. This time round, they're going back to the '80s, so give yourself the biggest hairdo you can manage, make some impromptu shoulder pads and dig out those Reebok pumps – before stripping off and dipping into the hot tub to watch your classic flick of choice. Below is the list of films you can enjoy and tickets are available at hottubcinema.com from Fri Jul 4. Thu Jul 17 – Teen Wolf Fri Jul 18 – Airplane! Sat Jul 19 – Ferris Bueller's Day Off Sun J
Popular nightlife this week Hackney Hardware A hardware store-turned cool pop-up bar, you say? How very Hackney indeed. Tucked away in Cambridge Heath, tThis appealing pop-up will be serving cocktails, booze and tasty food until August 3, so head along and grab yourself a rosemary gin and tonic or a Beavertown beer. And feel free to ask for a screw as many times as you like - that joke never gets old. Flamingo Pier This summer-soaked tropical-themed event is hosted on a pontoon boat moored by a Hackney Wick canalside cafe, and features street food, cocktails and guest DJ sets, which you can dance to on deck. It takes place on the first Friday of every month throughout summer, and this weekend's instalment (Fri Jul 4), is a special Los Angeles-themed party. There'll be bespoke cocktails, LA-angled food and a DJ set from deep disco producer Dubka, who's not from LA but is ace anyway, so we're fine with that. Just make sure you don't fall into the canal as you're throwing those shapes. Red Market 2014 Red Market – the outdoor pop-up taking place in the large courtyard area of Shoredtich's Red Gallery – returns for 2014, with a newly redesigned outdoor space. As ever, it's an appealing mix of music (from some great undergound DJs), street food and cocktail bars. The market runs every Wednesday-Saturday until August, with a new DJ line-up each week, giving you plenty of reasons to pay it a visit. Oh, and in case you're worried about the British sum