This new, thoroughly leftfield club night promises a mix of performance art and partying, all themed loosely around a twisted version of a church fate. There'll be live dance and performance from contraversial (and, we're guessing, pretty blasphemous) act Altar Boys and Bitches of Blasphemia, plus traditional fete activities given a bizarre kick, interactive art installations, a 'cuntfession box', flagellation corner and god knows what else. Actually, even if God does know what else is going on he's probably shaking his head and doing some serious tutting about it.
After the 'show' finishes, DJ Jedi Dench (nice) gets behind the decks and the whole thing turns into a club night, with music that the organisers describe as 'the worst of the '90s and the best of now'. Expect lots of dirty bass and hoofing great beats, basically. Dress code is church chic, of course.
May God have mercy on our souls. Or at least provide a chill out room with ambient music for the occasional breather when we're all burning in hell.