Time Out are entering the Red Bull Soapbox race on July 12. Wherein people hurtle down the hill outside Alexandra Palace, risking life and limb, inside karts they've fashioned themselves out of wood, metal and sheer lunacy.
But what entry will we build? How will team captain Alexi Duggins overcome the fact that he cannot even drive? AND WILL IT BE READY IN TIME?
Our regular updates below have all the answers. And despite what you may think they're not: 1. Dunno. 2. He can't. 3. NO WAY! (Or at least we really hope they aren't...)
**This just in** our most important update yet: we have only five more days to get this baby roadworthy, and you could be there to witness our sad demise, er, I mean, see us cruise past the competition with style. Tickets are sold out, but we have ten pairs of tickets up for grabs – for your chance to win a pair of tickets to the race at Ally Pally this Sunday, just pop over to the Time Out blog.