Dino Snores: a night at the museum

At a Dino Snores for Grown Ups sleepover, the Natural History Museum lets the adults in on the fun. We pack our toothbrush for a night with the beasts



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© Celia Topping

I can't remember how long I've wanted to do a Dino Snores all-nighter. Now, at last, I'm here, along with a bunch of other adults similarly intent on indulging their inner child in their favourite museum, with the prospect of a magical night ahead...

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The small herd of adults surging through the Natural History Museum’s doors, clutching their sleeping bags and pillows, are as expectant and excited as any child about to camp out overnight in the museum under the watchful eye of Dippy the Diplodocus. The eager Dino Snorers spread out, each finding their own snug corner next to a skeletal glyptodon or stuffed giant moa bird.


The drinking begins in earnest over a three-course meal of bistro-style food, and some pretty cool raffle prizes are won, such as the much-coveted dinosaur cookie-cutters and curly-whirly, tyrannosaurus rex straws. 


In the ‘Brutal Insect Sex’ lecture we learn how dust mites are nefarious date-rapists and we see some of the most peculiar-shaped penises known to man, all enthusiastically revealed by Dr Erica McAlister, resident ‘Fly Girl’ at the NHM. In stiff competition for Erica’s willy-heavy talk is Simon Watt, stand-up comic and biologist by trade, who manages to comprehensively answer our most burning biological question: ‘Who would win in a fight between a crocodile and a shark?’(The shark, surprisingly; it’s heavier and faster.)


Screwed-up faces and cries of ‘Euuurgh, it tastes like mouldy cheese and onion crisps!’ fill the dining room during the feast of edible insects, while on the far side of the museum a life-drawing session is taking place with a subject who looks curiously like a cross between Alan Davies and Leonardo da Vinci’s ‘Vitruvian Man’, only without all the extra arms and legs. Not all the resultant drawings are particularly kind.


Everyone is free to roam the galleries in glorious peaceful seclusion while taking part in a treasure hunt. I come across an amorous couple, appropriately, under the ‘Extinction: Not the End of the World?’ wishing tree, where notes such as ‘I hope David Attenborough doesn’t go extinct’ are hung. I beat a retreat, only to find out later the couple had just got engaged. So, no extinction just yet… 


The inevitable onesies come out, last drinks are ordered, ghost stories are told and the ‘Jurassic Park’ movie marathon begins in the Marine Invertebrates room, as our over-tired troopers settle down for the night. 


I wake, set adrift on my half-deflated air mattress. The central lobby looks like a vast emergency evacuation hall, with bodies all over the place. A full English breakfast and a mug of tea bring us back to life before, sadly, the doors open to the hoi polloi.

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Dino Snores for Grown-ups

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A midnight feast of science-based fun for adults-only at the Natural History Museum. Guests will set up camp in the shadow of Dippy the diplodocus' skeleton in the museum's impressive Hintze Hall. A three-course dinner with accompanying quiz is followed by science shows, comedy, live music, a dinosaur drawing class and the chance to explore the museum's many galleries and exhibitions after dark (and drink in hand). An all night movie marathon

  1. Natural History Museum Cromwell Road, SW7 5BD
  2. Sat Dec 27
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