London's most dapper and least energetic sporting event is back for its twelfth year in 2016. Organised by The Chap Magazine and Bourne and Hollingsworth (who specialise in period bars and events), the eccentric festival sees participants in stylish outfits compete in events that require minimum physical exertion. As well as the terribly silly shows of sporting ineptitude, the event features vintage clothes stalls, a Victorian strongman and country fair sideshows. Guests in plimsolls, denim, lycra, baseball caps or other active wear are considered uncouth and will not be admitted. Book in advance via the event page.