Toast of London

Series one, episode six
Steven Toast as James Bond? Why not? He’s only got Michael Fassbender and Nigel Havers for competition, after all. This audition, like so many others, sees Matt Berry’s titular luvvie misjudging the mood somewhat. But there are even greater problems in store when a poker game with Andrew Lloyd Webber turns nasty. With Webber’s universally feared enforcer Michael Ball (played here by Michael Ball) on his tail and a gay porn voiceover to complete, Toast’s on his uppers.

Still, there’s always some way that things can get worse… This first series comes to an end with lots of blood and finally, a glimpse of Toast’s terrible play. By and large, it’s been a delight: a tour de force of virtuosic vocal and physical comedy and the kind of relentless, off-the-cuff daftness that can only be the result of meticulous planning and dedication. Encore!