Joke of the week: Harrison Greenbaum

Tuesday August 7 2012

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My girlfriend said she wants me to be more like Jesus. I was like, “I’m a slightly effeminate Jew who can do magic tricks—how much closer can I get?”

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Harrison Greenbaum performs What Just Happened? at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Thursday August 9, 2012.

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