Joke of the week: Harrison Greenbaum

By Time Out editors Wed Aug 8 2012

Harrison Greenbaum

Harrison Greenbaum Photograph: Corey Melton

My girlfriend said she wants me to be more like Jesus. I was like, “I’m a slightly effeminate Jew who can do magic tricks—how much closer can I get?”


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Harrison Greenbaum performs What Just Happened? at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Thursday August 9, 2012.


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Rated as: 2/5 (1 rating)

  • One of the better ones and that's not saying much.

    Arthur Thu Sep 13 2012
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