Schlitterbahn

Schlitterbahn’s New Braunfels location is 70 acres of water wonderland, where looping waterslides, tube chutes and lazy rivers cater to both young’uns and adults. An on-site resort means you can head straight from your room to the Master Blaster Uphill Water Coaster, a six-story tall attraction that shoots riders up and down (à la Tower of Terror) before spiraling back to firm ground. Or, you know, there’s the kiddie pool.