Austin Anarchy Vs Oklahoma Derby Regime

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Austin Anarchy Vs Oklahoma Derby Regime
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Come see the Austin Anarchy Roller Derby team battle the Oklahoma Derby Regime. The bout is guaranteed non-stop high voltage action! Raffles, merchandise, derby bingo, food and beverage will be available for purchase. Give your Austin Anarchy that home track advantage by cheering your rear off. (Screaming is fun!) The bout will be on April 18, 2015 at Austin Sports Arena in Round Rock, TX.

7:30 PM Doors open
8:00 PM Team Introductions
8:05 PM First Whistle

$10 for General Admission (door price $15)
$5 for Kids 6-12 (door price $10)
FREE Children 5 and under with paid admission

On April 18th, witness Brass Monkey bull his way around the track. He's a big guy and enjoys knocking the unfortunate out of his way. You'll recognize him by his red helmet and intense glare. You'll also see Sharknado fly around the rink. Shark is fast and light on his feet. Given him an inch of space and he'll push his way through the pack of skaters. Then there's Todd-O-Matic. World-renowned scientists will be at this bout, because when Todd jams, he tends to bend the laws of physics. Come and see with your own eyeballs what we mean!

Don't understand roller derby (aka, the greatest sport in the world)? It's okay. Here's the Austin Anarchy Recipe: Take two parts hockey, and one part football. Add one cup Mixed Martial Arts and a pound of NASCAR and blend thoroughly. Add a dash of a bar fight and a sprinkling of Disney on Ice and now you have the 100% serious sport of Anarchy Roller Derby.
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By: Austin Anarchy Men's Roller Derby