Cunto!, in exile since November, returns to the stage in a glorious hail of Cheetos Friday January 30th at eastside punk rock biker bar The Lost Well. We've made the lineup extra greasy for you. Wild Bill and The Lost Knobs will open the show, followed by a SPECIAL GUEST who we cant announce yet because they're well-known and probably slightly embarrassed to be playing before Cunto! (we'll post his/her/their name one week before the show). Cunto! will debut their new bass player Patrick "Destroyer of Light" Hernandez who looks like Jesus but plays like Satan. Slip off that court-ordered ankle tether and come party. Free Fritos buffet while supplies last and new Cunto! merch on the grill.
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