No Dancing: Valentine’S Day Pity Party

The shortest month of the year also just so happens to pack the biggest holiday-fueled, lonely punch in the gut. NO DANCING is here for you. Austin Monthly reports that “whether you’re strictly against saccharine displays of affection and the commercial aspect of Valentine’s Day or have recently ended a relationship, there’s a night just for you and your fellow lonely hearts.” February 10th, DJ Grossyall will be playing nothing but songs about breaking up, cheating and the subsequent misery. NO DANCING will be the only place in town where you'll be able to hear the sounds of relationships falling apart through big speakers with a craft beverage in your hands and a mop behind the bar for falling tears if necessary. With special guest all the way from Broooklyn (SHOOT THE JUKEBOX’s Chris Rose), limited edition sad sack Valentines and extra stiff drinks- it would be a mistake to let this FREE night slip away. Come fall to pieces, listen to Sad Bastard Music and feel free to bring some of those little candy hearts to plop in your $5 Old Fashioned. Yes, there will be free Kleenex. The sadder the song, the better the song- that’s the motto at NO DANCING.