Old Man Dad is turning EVEN OLDER! The big 4-0! So let's party! (But not too hard, ok? Be PRACTICAL!) Let's drink all the birthday beers! (But not too many, you could be hungover and might not be able to take care of your responsibilities tomorrow.) Ian from The Riverboat Gamblers will be there playing some good records. YAY! (But not too loud, y'all. 85 decibels is the legal limit! Follow the rules!) We will sing Happy Birthday with our inside voices and remember, Tim likes Fireball, so maybe buy him a shot, that is unless he's already had ONE! hehe And remember youngsters, get a responsible ride home because for the only time this year, it can't be Tim. AND GET OFF MY LAWN!