You know what they say, when life gives you lemon… Sorry, I can't get the image of her urinating from her eyeballs out of my head.
Well, not only was he not very clever, he was a bit lazy. He couldn't be bothered to just throw in an extra syllable and use the full "Poison Ivy" nickname?
Whoa, she likes the bad boys, the ones who live dangerously. In 2012, GM recalled hundred of thousands of Malibus, as they would roll when in park. More recently, millions of the model were recalled. In fact, the 2009 Malibu is the most recalled car in the GM stable. So driving one is the 21st century equivalent of racing a crotch rocket with no helmet.
Ain't no party like a suburbs party! Schaumburg is the new Pilsen?
Not just some of your heroin, all of it. She's all in with your smack.
Lana romanticizes everything that is the absolute worst about modern indie. Can you imagine how insufferable this band would be? It'd be like Interscope, the CW and Urban Outfitters building a Tune-Yards clone fronted by Taylor Momsen.
You would be right, Lana.
Hearing this ooze out of LDR's dead lips is akin to watching Lindsay Lohan clobber-stab Gloria Steinem with a Louboutin heel.
We are inches away from Al Jolson here. Has she been to Spain?
Finally, a song that chronicles the torrid love affair between David Koresh and Ella Fitzgerald.