W*nk Bank Masterclass

Anyone who's dismissed theatre fans as a bunch of wankers will have sizeable ammo thanks to this show. It's an interactive workshop that deploys vegetables to finesse fringe theatre fans' talents for, um, self love. It's the handiwork of 'Rural Ranga', an Aussie artist who's also created an art book inspired by his onanistic adventures. And in case you're getting jealous, female readers, don't worry: 'W*nk Bank Masterclass' also has an equally interactive sister show, 'P*ssy Play Masterclass'.