Goldilock, Stock and Three Smoking Bears

Guy Ritchie's mockney caper gets a golden-haired make-over at this comedy mash-up show. Bristol-based Wardrobe Theatre have created a romp that centres around a London lass who's on the run from a pack of bears after half-inching their porridge. Expect gang violence, storybook silliness, and lavish helpings of rhyming slang.