Monster Jam returns

Little-known fact: Family-friendly Monster Jam World Finals lures more tourists to Las Vegas than most ticketed events all year. To be honest, Monster Jam (humongous cars doing flips in the air) is surprisingly fun to watch even for a skeptical car hater. But more than anything, it's just a good get-together for families, who otherwise take their kids to movie theaters in smoky casinos populated by drunken horny adults merrily vomiting in their purses. Let us clarify: Stop taking your kids to Vegas.