Mega Piranha

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Mega Piranha
We all know what to expect from Asylum Films by now: poorly rendered mutant CGI sea creatures, thumpingly blunt dialogue (‘It wasn’t an explosion – it was giant piranha!’) and one confused-looking ’80s popstar wondering what she’s got herself into. Following the appearance of Debbie Gibson in ‘Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus’, this time they’ve managed to rope in poor Tiffany, who stands about looking startled as a genetic scientist whose attempts to feed the Venezuelan poor by breeding super-resilient fish (why d’you  start with piranhas, Tiff?) have, unsurprisingly, gone slightly off the rails. She’s ably supported by lantern-jawed US  agent Jason Fitch (Paul Logan), whom none of the filmmakers seem to have noticed has a name which sounds quite a lot like ‘fish’, leading to inevitable confusion. Bad-movie enthusiasts will doubtless have fun watching these oversized piscine predators leaping from the ocean and laying waste to Florida’s coastal regions, but hasn’t this tiresome, kitschy, so-bad-it’s-good fad run its course?

By: Tom Huddleston

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Release details

Rated: 15
Release date: Friday July 16 2010
Duration: 88 mins

Cast and crew

Director: Eric Forsberg
Screenwriter: Eric Forsberg
Cast: Paul Logan
Barry Williams
David Labiosa
Jude Gerard Prest
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virgin media charge for this crap!!thought it came with a free to the door pizza as i was more enthralled with the dominos add pre viewing!!!!unrealistic with maximum cheese!!!excellent trade for indian rubber industry,looks more like tuna got the hannibal lecteur treatment but when they start chompin on cars,bopters and buildings all a bit fishy !!!highly not recommended......