A third-generation Tarantino rip-off distinguished only by its equal-opportunity nudity, this moldy caper from John Stockwell (Crazy/Beautiful) follows a single-mom escort (Vega) with damaging evidence against a U.S. politician (McDonald), on the run from quirky killers. Any resemblance between this retread thriller and something creative or original is merely coincidental: You've seen Janet McTeer's Mary Poppins--polite assassin, Eyes Wide Shut orgy homages, the insufferably wisecracking detective characters and the chronologically warped story line dozens of times before, and done better to boot. It's simply one wearisome '90s crime-cinema clich after another.
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