Hardbodies

Soft porn from Columbia Pictures (let's name 'n shame 'em) without a single redeeming feature. Middle-aged cretins concoct a scheme for picking up girls by throwing parties and pretending to be talent scouts, with the Young Hero as front-man. The cretins are a hit with the party girls who can't wait to strip off. But they mess with Young Hero's steady, are duly humiliated and True Romance triumphs. Middle-aged cretins wanting to try this at home should put out a casting call for Hardbodies 2 immediately.