Miss March

A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy written and directed by co-stars Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore, founder members of comedy sketch outfit The Whitest Kids U’ Know.

Four years after lapsing into a coma, romantic virgin Eugene (Zach Cregger) awakes to find that his once-chaste girlfriend, Cindi (Raquel Alessi), is now a Playboy Playmate. Pursued by his pal Tucker’s vengeful epileptic girlfriend, Candace (Molly Stanton), and her fireman brother’s even crazier pals, the boys embark on a cross-country road trip to rescue Cindi from aged lothario Hugh Hefner. En route they encounter rap artiste Horsedick.MPEG, a pair of lusty lesbians and, when they eventually gain entry to the Playboy mansion, Hef himself and a bevvy of big-breasted  babes.

The one laugh comes when an angry mansion bouncer says: ‘Sorry, but it really sticks in my craw when people disrespect women.’