Shoddy, repulsive and ultimately irredeemable, Tim McCann's Nyack-set noir
reduces the metaphoric hunt for lost manhood to new depths of crudeness. Conrad
(Rodrick) has a serious problem: His monstrous wife (Rochon) has lopped off his
penis and run off with a porn star. She claims to have his missing member on
ice, so the film's ludicrous race against time is on. Any attempt to take this
movie as seriously as it takes itself is undermined by its laughably inept
performances—barely a wince from the dickless wonder—and a "hilarious" blooper
reel of several takes of emasculation.