Queen of the Desert

Film, Drama
2 out of 5 stars
Queen of the Desert

Time Out says

2 out of 5 stars

The German filmmaker and international wanderer Werner Herzog could easily give the early twentieth-century British explorer Gertrude Bell a run for her money in the intrepid stakes. While Bell boldly rode out into the desert around the time of the First World War to discover more about Arabian nomadic tribes, Herzog thrives on extremes and new horizons, whether wrangling Klaus Kinski on the set of 'Fitzcarraldo' in the jungles of South America or filming penguins in Antarctica. So it's little surprise that he's now turned to Bell, played here by Nicole Kidman, for his latest drama (itself a rare event since Herzog now devotes most of his time to shooting documentaries).

But Herzog's 'Queen of the Desert' is sadly staid – a conservative, overly pretty walk through Bell's life with only the odd flash of cheekiness his fans will crave. (One welcome close-up shot of a vulture recalls the scene-stealing iguana in his last-but-one fiction feature, 'Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans'.) Bell's travels took her from a postgraduate posting at the British embassy in Tehran, initiated by parents worried by her wanderlust, to missions all across Arabia at the time when imperialism was fading and nationalism was on the rise – all via two key romances, first with diplomat Henry Cadogan (James Franco) and later with soldier Charles Doughty-Wylie (Damian Lewis).

Herzog mostly indulges the romances and the landscapes, with little care for nuances of character, history or geopolitics. He walks through events without breaking sweat, much in the same way that Kidman plays Bell – politely, effortlessly and sensibly but with little inquiry. Whole swathes of the film are simply illustrated text as Kidman reads from her diary, conjuring brief snapshots of events.

Writing his own script, Herzog litters the dialogue with anachronisms. 'This does not fly,' offers an unconvincing Winston Churchill at a meeting to carve up the region. 'This table is a no-cry-zone,' spits the British ambassador in Tehran, surely on the verge of sharing his gag on Twitter. Elsewhere, Robert Pattinson is laughable as a fey TE Lawrence, while Franco's strained British accent leaves him performing within a range small enough to dare a biblical camel to pass through. It's all passable stuff, solid if clunky. But a handful of enjoyable eccentricities aside, you'd struggle to identify it as a Werner Herzog film if you didn't already know.

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Duration:
126 mins

Cast and crew

Director:
Werner Herzog
Screenwriter:
Werner Herzog
Cast:
Nicole Kidman
James Franco
Damian Lewis
Robert Pattinson