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Time Out says

A truly rotten, unscary sequel far removed from the brilliant Japanese original

This belated, unwanted horror sequel is as much fun as watching blood dry. The 2002 Hollywood remake of Japanese shocker ‘The Ring’ may not have been a patch on its predecessor, but it had a solid pedigree: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ creator Gore Verbinski directed, while Naomi Watts gave good scream as the Mum whose child is in danger of being murdered by a phantom videocassette. An inferior sequel followed in 2005, but it's taken 12 years for a third chapter to appear. Ten minutes in you’ll be wishing it hadn’t.

The setup remains unaltered: there’s a haunted tape, and anyone who watches it dies in seven days unless they manage to make a copy and convince someone else to take a look, thereby passing on the curse. This time, the tape falls into the hands of biology professor Gabriel (Johnny Galecki), who uses it as the basis for a scientific study into life after death. But when one of his lab rats, pretty-boy student Holt (Alex Roe), starts freaking out, his girlfriend Julia (Matilda Lutz) takes matters into her own hands, determined to break the cycle once and for all.

Imagine simultaneously eating wallpaper paste, listening to Coldplay and watching the entire ‘Da Vinci Code’ trilogy back to back and you’ll have some idea how grindingly tedious the experience of watching ‘Rings’ becomes. The script’s single interesting idea – the science-experiment angle – is junked early on in favour of rainswept trudges through New England churchyards and Vincent D’Onofrio as a cookie-cutter creep who holds the key to everything. Even the cast feel like pale imitations: Lutz is a cut-price Emilia Clarke, Galecki a poor man’s Jack Black and Roe is straight from hunks-R-us central casting. Cheap, lazy and about as scary as a wet weekend.

Written by
Tom Huddleston

Release Details

  • Rated:15
  • Release date:Friday 3 February 2017
  • Duration:102 mins

Cast and crew

  • Director:F. Javier Gutiérrez
  • Screenwriter:Jacob Aaron Estes, Akiva Goldsman, David Loucka
  • Cast:
    • Aimee Teegarden
    • Johnny Galecki
    • Laura Wiggins
    • Matilda Lutz
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