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  • 1 out of 5 stars
1271033 - THE WALK
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Time Out says

1 out of 5 stars

The nativity gets animated in this unmiraculous bible tale.

This is the animated nativity retold via that lamest primary school carol favourite, Little Donkey. A miniature ass called Bo (Steven Yeun), locked into a mill, dreams of joining the royal procession that tours the land (though we only ever see Christopher Plummer’s King Herod firmly ensconced in his palace). Instead, Bo finds himself in the care of Mary (Gina Rodriguez), pregnant via immaculate conception and newly wed to Joseph (Zachary Levi). When the miraculous mother is threatened by Herod’s executioner and his hounds (voiced by Ving Rhames and Gabriel Iglesias), it’s up to Bo and friends to save them.

It’s a weird film. Bo prays when the going gets tough, and in an exceedingly weird third-act redemption abandons his big dreams to start acting strangely Christlike. There’s no need for his boring, overly familiar learning-what-really-counts narrative arc, when the business of the film is really about getting to the darn stable via a host of celebrity voices (Oprah! Mariah!). The whole film pinballs between reverence and poop jokes in a way that feels far more blasphemous than anything Monty Python ever did, while a cloying R&B soundtrack further cheapens the tone. Unless you have tiny, religious children, it’s probably best to avoid it.

Written by
Helen O’Hara

Release Details

  • Rated:U
  • Release date:Friday 24 November 2017
  • Duration:86 mins

Cast and crew

  • Director:Timothy Reckart
  • Screenwriter:Carlos Kotkin
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