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Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

  • Film
  • 3 out of 5 stars
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Time Out says

3 out of 5 stars
With this cash-cow sequel to his widely derided, hugely succesful original, Michael Bay comes closer than any director in history to boiling the blockbuster down to its most basic components: PG-violence, safe sex and special effects. And while it would be hard to make a case for ‘Revenge of the Fallen’ as ‘good’ in any normal sense of the word, it possesses such brute force that the viewer is left with two options: surrender, or suffer in silence.

The first hour is essentially ‘Maxim: the Movie’, a parade of sweaty denim, product placement and gadgets, punctuated with eardrum-rupturing action and increasingly tiresome gags. The story is largely absent, as Shia LaBeouf’s Sam Witwicky heads to college, only to find himself suffering spasmodic, brain-scrambling visions which seem to have some connection to the ongoing Transformer war.

Somehow, a total absence of narrative logic doesn’t feel like an insult to the viewers’ intelligence: it’s not that the writers believe their audience are too stupid to notice the gaping holes in the plot; it’s just that they know they don’t give a damn. And Bay’s direction offers sparks of genuine invention, including a stunning break-in involving a metallic cougar and a herd of smart ball bearings.

Then somewhere around the mid point, it begins to come together. A smash-and-plunder forest battle ups the action ante, and the return of John Turturro adds a lightness of tone which is totally lacking in LaBeouf and Megan Fox. Perhaps it’s just that the sheer volume and ferocity of the thing becomes impossible to resist, but by the climactic desert conflict, in which the entire Valley of the Kings is razed to the ground, the film has become so utterly lunatic, so breathtakingly, boneheadedly brazen, that it’s easier just to give in.
Written by Tom Huddleston

Release Details

  • Rated:12A
  • Release date:Friday 19 June 2009
  • Duration:147 mins

Cast and crew

  • Director:Michael Bay
  • Screenwriter:Roberto Orci, Ehren Kruger
  • Cast:
    • Megan Fox
    • Ramon Rodriguez
    • Tyrese Gibson
    • Isabel Lucas
    • Julie White
    • John Turturro
    • Josh Duhamel
    • Matthew Marsden
    • Kevin Dunn
    • Shia LaBeouf
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