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Why Me?

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Time Out says

A lacklustre action comedy that woefully fails to exploit the talents of its stars. When bungling safe-cracker Gus Cardinal (Lambert, miscast) and his eccentric accomplice Bruno (Lloyd) accidentally steal a cursed Turkish ruby known as the Byzantine Fire, much contrived capery ensues. The hapless pair are pursued by Turks, the CIA, the LAPD, and a bunch of deranged Armenians obsessed with preventing the rise of the Ottoman Empire. Based (very loosely) on a novel by Donald Westlake, this bears all the hallmarks of a straight-to-video production: functional script, limp direction, workaday performances and perfunctory stunt sequences, all played out amid the drab, tedious surroundings of Los Angeles. Lloyd attempts half-heartedly to enliven the proceedings with his characteristic blend of deadpan daftness, but it's a losing battle. Kim Greist is entirely wasted as the obligatory love interest. Less a case of why me than what for?
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Release Details

  • Duration:87 mins

Cast and crew

  • Director:Gene Quintano
  • Screenwriter:Donald E Westlake, Leonard Maas Jr
  • Cast:
    • Christopher Lambert
    • Kim Greist
    • Christopher Lloyd
    • JT Walsh
    • Gregory Millar
    • Wendel Meldrum
    • Michael J Pollard
    • John Plana
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