Summer Santacon Seven

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Portland Cacophony Society says
It's summer! Be Santa! This is a bad idea. If you cannot be Santa, be something Santish. If you can't manage that, be something spectacular. No Bananas. 21+ Santacon is not (just) a pub crawl. Santa gives gifts, sings songs, plays games, although he may be drunk while doing so. Bring gifts to share! Like, presents and candy. Like Santa.

We will meet at/ by Piccolo Park (basically, look for Santas by SE 27th and Clinton) at 11am to watch the Clinton- Division Street Parade. Bring treats to share with your fellow Santas and all the good little boys and girls!

Santacon as it's own entity will start around noon, or at least once the parade is over.

If you are planning on drinking, bring cash, ideally small bills. Santa tips well.

Remember the four F*cks:
DO NOT F*CK WITH COPS
- get arrested when you're not dressed like me.
DO NOT F*CK WITH SECURITY
- they will call the cops. See above.
DO NOT F*CK WITH KIDS
- childhood is hard enough
DO NOT F*CK WITH SANTA!
- but you may arrange to f*ck santas, with consent.

Route is TBD, but will end up near the start. We're not going that far, but wear your walking shoes. SANTA STOPS AT ALL YARD SALES.

End time is more of a suggestion, in that Santa herders will have stopped planning a route for you.
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By: Portland Cacophony Society

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