2 out of 5 stars

Time Out says

2 out of 5 stars
Do you love the arcade classics like Centipede and Pac-Man? But didn't you always wish those games had Adam Sandler yammering strategy on the sidelines? The makers of Pixels really hope that people like you exist, as well as anyone who can stomach Sandler at all. Don't concern yourself too much with the plot (they didn't). You only need to know that aliens are invading earth disguised as beloved 8-bit avatars, and the coin jockeys of yore, including Sandler's lonely tech geek, are our only hope of survival.
Stranger things happen in Pixels: Kevin James can play the President of the United States and rise heroically to the occasion when the battleground calls for a stone-cold expert at that descending claw game. The usually appealing Michelle Monaghan, as a military officer, can somehow fall for Sandler's schmo without requiring him to brush his teeth (a running joke) or shape up at all.

But the truly mystifying thing about the movie is how desperately it caters to Gen-X junk nostalgia without bothering to think that maybe those Reagan-era kids have grown up a bit. Pixels plays the Ghostbusters card hard, clothing its warriors in matching jumpsuits and swarming them with cheering New York crowds. But these gestures feel unearned. The movie's graphics have a blockiness that registers as cheap, not sly, while even the presence of Peter Dinklage as a vain videogame champ can't help but play like a casting stunt. Sandler's exhaustion is obvious. How many extra lives does the guy get?



Release details

Release date:
Thursday September 10 2015
103 mins

Cast and crew

Chris Columbus
Timothy Dowling, Tim Herlihy
Michelle Monaghan
Adam Sandler
Peter Dinklage

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