Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck

Time Out says

With Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans on their rsums, directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have certainly proven their expertise at sucking. The duo’s latest—a spoof of the Twilight saga—does nothing to alter that reputation. Aimed primarily at those heavily invested in Team Jacob--versus--Team Edward nonsense, it’s a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless Lady Gaga gags!) that are below bottom-of-the-barrel. You think those children of the night are lifeless? This movie redefines the concept.—Nick Schager

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