Bet you don't know about... skinny prosecco

What fresh hell is this?

Relax, it’s just a bottle of prosecco but with fewer calories and half the sugar.

So like a fizzy version of that weak Weight Watchers wine?

Wrong. When Weight Watchers removed the cals from their wine, they also made it ‘low-alcohol’. Happily this prosecco is still a hearty 11.5 percent.

But sugar is delicious - everyone knows that.

Wrong again, you philistine! Light, creamy and dry, this is actually nicer than normal prosecco. And because it’s not so sickly sweet you can drink even more of it.

Sweet (or apparently not), I'm in, where can I pick it up?

It’s exclusive to swanky Selfridges for £17.99.