Epic Win Burlesque: The Musical!

The self-described "nerdiest burlesque show in town," jazz hands at the ready, goes all Broadway (or perhaps Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway) on us for its latest onstage adventure, with burly-Q babes BB Heart, Mary Cyn, Hazel Honeysuckle, Francine "The Lucid Dream," Boo Bess and Nasty Canasta taking on the not-so-great American Songbook. Cheri Cola is the night's stage kitten (perhaps she'll be done up as a feline à la Cats); Schäffer the Darklord and Nelson Lugo are the affair's hosts.