The Alt.Oscars, hosted by the krazy kids from Kostume Kult, are back for their annual night of movieland mirth. You’ll be able to view that stale, traditional Oscars broadcast, of course (Seth MacFarlane—they're kidding, right?), but you’ll also be treated to the Altys' red carpet, DJs Kevin Graves and Alex Funk, the Love Show Dancers, the awards themselves and plenty more. Dress to impress. A portion of the proceeds goes to Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS (broadwaycares.org).