Joke of the week: Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon Photograph: Mindy Tucker
I’ve never read the Bible, but I believe it. It’s like one of those long license agreements you see on the Internet. You don’t have to read it; you just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
Pat Dixon hosts the (Nearly) Naked Lady Hour: Now with Bacon Bar Sat 23. Follow him on Twitter @PatDixon.
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