Scruff "Meat and Greet" and BearCity screening
Smartphone hookup app Scruff brings folks together in the real world (freaky!) for the official UBW opening event, where you can register for the weekend's events, pick up an Urban Bear Tag (which gets you gratis into all of the events listed here and more) and flirt with your fellow ursine creatures. A screening of the romantic comedy BearCity follows, along with a sneak preview of the new Web series Bulk.Clearview Chelsea (212-777-3456, clearviewcinemas.com). Meat and Greet 7:30pm, screening 9pm; $15.
Official Opening Night Bear Blast
Sprawling homo sports bar Boxers welcomes fuzzy dudes from NYC and beyond for a night of belly-building beer and pizza. Boxers NYC (212-255-5082, boxersnyc.com). 10pm, $5.
West Village Bar Crawl
It's been two decades since the West Village was the NYC gayborhood (though Rockbar and Stonewall have been doing a great job of removing Christopher Street's depressing reputation). But there are still plenty of homo botes with cheap booze around here, and tonight they'll be (more) infested (than usual) with bears! Start at Julius' (212-243-192, juliusbarnyc.com). 6pm, discounts at participating bars available with Urban Bear Tag.
Neil D'Bear Thornton hosts this showcase for humorous fur balls. Ukulele-toting comic Ben Lerman—whose self-deprecating humor will make you feel awkward in a good way—headlines. Other acts on the bill: Frank Liotti, Mike Keren, Blake Sherman, Marc Maietta and Jackson Ross Best. Broadway Comedy Club (212-757-2323, broadwaycomedyclub.com). 9:30pm, $10 plus two-drink minimum.
The Eagle opens its lovely roof deck early on a Saturday for an all-you-can-eat feast, featuring drink specials and the "Beariere" contest. (For those of you who don't pick up quickly on bear puns: That's a butt pageant.)The Eagle (646-473-1866, eaglenyc.com). 1--5pm, $15.
Bears love to hug! And here they can do plenty of it. Put on comfy clothes and head to this nonsexual snugglefest at an artist's loft, conveniently lined with memory foam. R.S.V.P. to email@example.com for location. For additional information, go to cubcuddleparty.info. 5pm, $10.
Truck Stop at Sea
Hop aboard the Star of Palm Beach yacht for this revival of UBW mastermind Robert Valin's Truck Stop bash. Snaxx DJ Gustavo spins for a gaggle of sure-to-be shirtless men on the Hudson. This event is expected to sell out, so get your tickets ASAP! Board at Pier 40, Hudson River at Leroy St (brownpapertickets.com). Boarding begins at 7pm, party 8--11pm; $30.
The NY Bear Fair
Thousands of guys (and surely some ladies) will cram into the Meatpacking District for this street fair featuring food, contests, vendors and more. If you meet the bear of your dreams, the High Line is right there for a romantic stroll. Part of the proceeds go to the Center. Little W 12th St between Tenth Ave and Washington St (urbanbearweekend.com). 1--6pm, suggested donation $5.
Bare those furry pecs and shake that beefy booty one last time at the official Urban Bear closing-night party. DJ Damian Cote (Buddies, Collider) gets you moving at this midtown megaclub. Pay for admission in advance, as this is another affair forecasted to sell out. Rebel (brownpapertickets.com). 6pm, $40.
For more information, or to purchase an Urban Bear Tag ($75)—which gets you complimentary admission to Urban Bear Weekend events as well as discounts from select UBW sponsors—go to urbanbearweekend.com.