The best no-tell motels in New York City

Where to go for a cheap 'n' discreet shag-no reservations necessary.

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Kew Motor Inn

The Liberty Inn
Sixty dollars for two hours or $70 for three buys you a room with adjustable mood lighting and strategically placed mirrors. For $15 more, upgrade to one of the romantic-interlude rooms; you'll score a Jacuzzi and a 42-inch plasma-screen TV, which may come in handy thanks to its six free porn stations. 51 Tenth Ave between 13th and 14th Sts (212-741-2333, libertyinnnyc.com)

St. Marks Hotel
It's competitively priced at $60 for two hours, but if you or your partner(s) have a hard time getting off quickly, you may want to head elsewhere: Each additional hour costs $30. The plus: The hotel accepts only cash and traveler's checks, so your name can't be traced. Rooms include showers and TVs with porn. 2 St. Marks Pl at Third Ave (212-674-0100, stmarkshotel.net)

La Semana
For a spa-like sexperience, snag one of the suites with a Jacuzzi and steam room (three hours for $100). If you're on a budget, opt for a room with a Jacuzzi only (three hours for $85), or a standard room ($73 for three hours). Showing identification is negotiable, but you must be over 18. 25 W 24th St between Broadway and Sixth Ave (212-255-5944, lasemanahotelnyc.com)

Kew Motor Inn
Trek to Queens—the motel is 15 minutes from the Kew Gardens--Union Tpke stop on the E or F train—and get more bang for your buck (literally). Live out your fantasies in one of the nine theme rooms, including Arabian Nights and Oriental Delight (weekdays $63 and weekends $71 for three hours). Or just order room service in one of the standard rooms (weekends $55 and weekdays $51 for three hours). No ID needed if you pay with cash. 139-01 Grand Central Pkwy at Charter Rd, Kew Gardens Hills, Queens (718-969-3000, kewmotorinn.com)

Days Inn, Brooklyn
This brand-name motel is just three blocks from the 36th Street subway station via the D, M, N or R. The staff checks IDs, but makes no record of them and accepts cash or credit cards, but not checks. Rooms run $60 for three hours on weekends, $50 for three hours on weekdays and $15 more for a Jacuzzi. Extend your stay ($99/night) and receive a complimentary breakfast before your walk of shame. 437 39th St between Fourth and Fifth Aves, Sunset Park, Brooklyn (718-853-4141)

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Nathan
Nathan

Thanks a lot for this information!

southen
southen

There are actually more hotels now in NYC that offers hourly rate and provides discreet reservations, they've been offered now in booking sites like dayguest.com and betweenn9an4.com.

Aloe
Aloe

probably

Tony Romanov
Tony Romanov

is a free STD included with every room? My boy Ron and I arent gonna hook up in one unless there is

Anonymous
Anonymous

How about your partner? Is there an age limit to that?

Anonymous
Anonymous

How old do you have to be to book a room in one of these motels?