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RECOMMENDED: The New York guide to life
1. The couple who really, really can’t wait to get home. No, really. You’ll just have to deal.
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2. That dude who would very much like you to hear about Jesus.
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3. A man who might be masturbating. Wait…no, he’s…he’s just scratching his leg, or..? No. No, he’s masturbating.
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4. That guy who only discovers once he’s boarded that he’s definitely on the wrong train.
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5. That guy who only discovers once he’s boarded that he’s definitely on the right train.
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6. That guy who thinks he’s on the wrong train at first, then discovers it’s the right train after all.
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7. That guy who ran for the train, then stops in the doorway trying to figure out if it it’s the right train or not.
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8. That guy who didn’t manage to board at all, but still kinda somehow thinks you’re going to be able to magically open the doors for him.
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9. That guy who just realized he’s on the express train.
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10. That person you work with who you know by name but have absolutely nothing to say to.
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