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See the purported smallest penis in Brooklyn (NSFW photos)

A Bushwick drinkery crowns a grand-prize wiener at the first-ever Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

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A measurable, hearty, more-than-adequately-sized crowd filled Kings County Bar for the inaugural Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant on Saturday, July 20. The self-nominated contestants went through several rounds of judging, including swimwear and evening-wear segments, and after much deliberation, an expert panel crowned Nick "The Delivery Man" Gilronan champion.

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Gilronan spoke with Gothamist about his trou-dropping feat, offering some sage advice about body image. "We're all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way," said the winner, who was awarded with $200 and a magnifying-glass scepter.

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