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Start by finishing this sentence: The last time you cut a price tag off something was...
“Yesterday—have you seen my new gear?!?”
“Um, things on eBay don’t come with price tags.”
Questions make my head hurt. I'll just browse through the fashion archetypes.
This weekend, you plan on checking out…
The Buckminster Fuller exhibit
As a child you'd eat worms to freak out the boys
"Yes and I have a massive taxidermy collection."
It's morbid, but when your great-aunt dies, you've got your eyes on her...
You'll follow it up with a drink at...
You can't wait to see...
Bat for Lashes at the Bowery Ballroom, Sept 25
Kenneth Anger at P.S.1 (starts Oct 19)
You're saving up for...
Tickets to the Who, at the Borgata, Oct 31
You're either in a band or about to start one
Your style apes...
You're pumped for the Natural History exhibit...
"Lizards & Snakes: Alive!" (through Jan 5)
The Butterfly of Peace (through Sept 11)
Your look: Modern dandy
Who's ghost would you rather get drunk with?
Your look: Skateboard mogul
Please stop reading our magazine
Your look: Arty minimalist
You have a secret stash of comic books under your bed
Your look: Eccentric vintage queen
Your look: Eco-fashionista