Comrades, this is your captain. It is an honor to speak to you today, and I am honored to be with you on the maiden voyage of our motherland's most recent achievement. Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of brewing against our old adversary — boring beer. For years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage. It reminds me of the heady days of The Wicked Witch of West End when the world trembled at the taste of our big, black beauties. Well, they will tremble again — at the taste of our reds. The order is: make it red!
The winner will be announced on Sunday the 30th of October, when we clear the decks for an all red beer tap takeover and shall be awarded the opportunity to brew a batch of their crimson creation big enough to sink a sub, with the First Mate & Second Officer of our Brewery division!
So keep the wind at your back, and get your beers brewing!
We'll see you at BBCo on Sunday 30th of October, or you'll be dead in the water.
Dissmissed!
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