This nautically themed temple – spot the junk boat statues dotted around – is on the eastern flank of the old city, primely located near Thapae Gate. Probably due to this touristy neighbourhood, Wat Samphao isn’t as cheap as the other temple massages but we do rate them highly for their extremely smiley staff, comfy as heck recliners and multi-lingual workers.
If you’re still working on your basic Thai or don’t have Google Translate at hand, this is a good one to try. Their medium-sized hall doesn't feel squished; there’s plenty of space and – drum roll, please – they have a loyalty program! If you get your card stamped 10 times, your 11th massage is free. You can’t say fairer than that.
Wat Samphao Massage. B190-280. Ratchapakhinai Road. 8am-5.45pm.