Pick Your Poison Super Tuesday

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The Rustic says
The 2016 Presidential Election has driven us all to drink. Pick your poison on #SuperTuesday to show support for your favorite candidate & we will tally up the votes at the end of the night.

For one day only, we will be serving up an array of delicious cocktails inspired by each of the men, and woman, still standing in the presidential field. As each cocktail is ordered, the “votes” will be tallied for comparison with the real-time primary results. Choose from each of the following liberal libations and conservative creations:

Hillarita – A frosty cold concoction with a liberal helping of Dulce Vida Tequila and Paula’s Orange, served frozen or on the rocks (depending on which way the wind is blowing) and delivered in a mason jar by your own private server.

The Socialist – You’ll feel the Bern with this progressive cocktail topped with a scoop of Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia and served with a straw of Vermont maple syrup. It’s free, plus $9 in taxes. We’ll redistribute $3 of every purchase to the Dallas Food Bank.

Trumptini – A rich blend of Karlsson’s Gold Vodka and vermouth dusted in gold flakes and served in a martini glass with a golden spoon of caviar. Trust us, it’s a winner. Many people have said it’s the best drink they’ve ever had. Absolutely no foreign ingredients.

Booz Cruz — An unabashedly conservative, Texas-sized punch born in the Canadian Rockies. Stiff as hell and doesn’t pair well with anything, you’ll be carpet bombing in no time.

Marco Libre — An overly ambitious mix of Florida ruby red grapefruit juice fused with un-aged Cuban rum. Well-scripted and just as good the second, third and fourth times, it’ll make you feel young again, though a bit out of place at the big kids’ table.

Kasich Kosmo– A harmless enough cocktail straight out of the Rust Belt, this nondescript blend of vodka, lime and cherry juice is a popular choice for the risk-averse. Warning: May lead to lame dad jokes.

Ben’s Brain Freeze — An intellectually stimulating yet understated cocktail featuring Plymouth Sloe Gin, hold the fizz. Order this one under your breath and prepare to melt into the background.

The Bush Bomb (#writeincandidate) – A mainstream concoction of vodka, gin, rum and triple sec that tastes like something you've had before and weren't sure you liked. Topped off with a shot of Red Bull to keep you from dozing off early.
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By: The Rustic

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