The Grawlix Ep. 48 The Penultimate

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The Grawlix says
Well gang, you've probably heard the news: we here at Grawlix GloboCorp LTD have legally acquired the rights to the TRU TV empire as the result of a vicious high plains buffalo hunt for pelts against Ted Turner hisself. Not only did we mow down far more buffalo than Ted but then we beat him bare-knuckle boxing in an Arapahoe Indian moon ceremony that GOT OUT OF CONTROL. Seems Ted didn't take to being whooped in the buffalo hunt, wanted to fight, we told him we would not fight there at the ceremony, that it was disrespectful to our Arapahoe hosts, he didn't want to hear it, kept spittin' in the dirt and calling us "sissy-boys," so we whooped him, plain and simple. Once the dust settled and the lawyers clucked at one another for awhile, we had acquired the ownership of TRU TV and our first order of business was to put our little show that could, "Those Who Can't" up there on the TV what for the children to learn swear words to.

And in order to do that, we are having to end the Grawlix.

DON'T CRY FOR US. OUR SOULS HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

Yes sir, we're hanging up our chaps and muzzling our horses, burying our revolvers deep in the backyard to one night dig for, drunk and in a rage, and calling it quits on this here Grawlix in April. Which means you have a few more shots to get out and see us do our Grawlix GloboCorp LTD thang!

This month, we've got a brand-spanking new video, Grawlix newbie James Draper and one of our favorite previous guests, Omaha boy-warrior turned Chicago man-street-brawler Zach Peterson! Joining Zach will be the hilarious Nick Vatterott, he of Conan and Fallon and Andy Kaufman Award-winning fame. Nick is one of funniest human beings we have had the pleasure of witnessing (outside of Ted Turner weeping) and we think you'll feel the same. Add to that new sets by the Grawlix boys and perhaps a TOP SECRET SPECIAL GUEST and we're confidant you will feel good about your Friday evening choice.

It's one of the last times you'll be able to make it.
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By: The Grawlix

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