The Ruckus Vol. 3

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The Ruckus Vol. 3 says
Good news, bros n babes! THE RUCKUS VOL. 3 is on it's way, and its looking to be a fucking banger! Not like a British banger though because those things are fucking tiny! God damn British, get your shit together! Quit using baby sausages to feel better about your dong sizes and get back to the reality of inadequacy like the rest of us!

Sorry. I almost slipped into my dark place again. We ain't got time for that shit, though, because we've got giggles and rock n roll guaranteed to make you feel above average! Let's see who those sweet angel babies are this month!

Comedians guaranteed to make you cackle like your annoying drunk aunt at Thanksgiving:

Bobby Crane
Matt Wayman

Bands guaranteed to make you rock so hard you talk like Ozzy Osbourne after the show:

Grayson County Burn Ban
The RipRats

See? I told you this one was going to be a banger*. Now, make your plans, invite your friends, start hydrating, and get a colonic, because it's time to giggle-rock.


*Not a stupid, tiny British banger.
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By: The Ruckus

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