Absolutely Anything

Film, Comedy
2 out of 5 stars
2 out of 5 stars
(2user reviews)
Absolutely Anything

The Monty Python crew deserve much more than this dodgy comedy for their comeback

‘The dog’s not so bad. It’s the people I can’t stand.’ This observation, made by John Cleese as an evil animated alien called Sharon midway through fellow Python Terry Jones’s ropey new comedy, also acts as a neat summation of the film itself. The pooch – voiced in one of his final roles by the late Robin Williams – is sort of fun. But the humans, chiefly a haggard-looking Simon Pegg as self-absorbed teacher Neil, are a tiresome bunch.

The main selling point here is the Monty Python gang, reunited in voice, if not in physical form, as a gang of marauding extra-terrestrials who randomly select the aforementioned Neil as the subject for an intergalactic experiment. He’s gifted with infinite, Godlike powers – if he uses them for good, the human race gets to survive. If not, it’s goodnight Vienna (and everywhere else on the planet).

The story’s been done before, in less secular form as ‘Bruce Almighty’ (it also weirdly echoes another Pegg effort, ‘The World’s End’). But can ‘Absolutely Anything’ justify it’s own existence? Kind of. In the plus column there’s a small handful of decent gags, a clutch of welcome cameos (Eddie Izzard, notably) and at 85 minutes it doesn’t outstay its welcome. There’s also a fairly solid moral about free will and personal desire.

But nothing else here really clicks. In time-honoured Python fashion, Kate Beckinsale’s love interest Cath is never really developed – which is perhaps a blessing, because her cut-glass-posh performance is almost as grating as Pegg’s. The Python team sound half asleep, their characters never more than a plot device. And the cheeky-chirpy keyboard score sounds like it’s wandered in from a particularly low-rent as ’90s sitcom, along with most of the jokes. Still, it could’ve been worse. Remember ‘Yellowbeard’?

By: Tom Huddleston


Release details

Release date:
Friday August 14 2015
85 mins

Cast and crew

Terry Jones
Terry Jones, Gavin Scott
Kate Beckinsale
Simon Pegg
Joanna Lumley

Average User Rating

2 / 5

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A weedy schoolteacher suddenly has the power to do anything he wants – with a premise like that you would think it’s drop dead funny. Well it isn’t!

Don’t get me wrong, there are a lot of very talented people in there, from Simon Pegg to Robin Williams and Eddie Izzard (surprisingly good for so little screen time). But the script literally goes nowhere. From daft gags like the dog poop walking itself to the toilets to seen-a-millions-times-before scenes like asking for a bigger penis the minute you realise you have powers, every attempt to save the movie with yet another joke falls flat. This movie is not silly, it’s just boring.