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Annnnnd we're back. This one's gonna be a simple one, guys. Not so much high concept. We're gonna be as unpretentious as a Sprite ad: come obey your thirst for the 90s with us. We're crisp and refreshing with no weird aftertaste. VONNIE KYLE (https://www.facebook.com/vonniekyleband) and her band will be making their 90s debut with a special set of cover tunes to make your heart race, stop or break altogether. AWKWARD BODIES got grounded for tying up the phone line too long and racking up a huge long distance bill. In their place is something even more special: FISTFUL OF DATAS. They are an honest-to-goodness 90s cover band that's risen from the rusted ashes of Robots From The Future. These guys and gals are gonna be the real deal. And holy crap, you guys. Reprising their awesome set from Memory Lanes a few months ago will be THE BEASTIE BOYS COVER BAND. We've been hounding Ray from the Grow Fangs to bring this back and after a flurry of e-mails and instant messages, it's finally gonna happen. In addition to our awesome live acts, we've upgraded the 90s Mirth Machine with a brand new Pentium processor and a fresh install of Win 98. This means we're ready to fill the rest of the night with YOUR karaoke antics and OUR choice dance cuts. We'll be digitally spinning the raddest from alt rock to euro pop and all genres in between (with no Youtube cheating.) Put that on your floppy disks and format it.