A Million Ways to Die in the West

Film, Comedy
1 out of 5 stars
A Million Ways to Die in the West

Time Out says

1 out of 5 stars

‘I'm not in the mood for laughing,’ a grizzled gunslinger tells Seth MacFarlane's wisecracking sheep farmer Albert at the outset of this so-called comic western. He's come to the right film. Given an inch by the surprise success of his raunchy teddy-bear romp ‘Ted’, writer-director-star MacFarlane now takes a drastically overlong mile with a film that flatters his moderate talent and subzero leading-man charisma at every turn – right down to having his perfect-ten love interest (Charlize Theron) chuckle merrily at every one of his limp quips, punchline-free putdowns of Islam and Judaism included.

MacFarlane's principal joke – or sustained whinge, rather – is that Old West life sucks, particularly for shrimpy, entitled white guys like Albert sensibly dumped by gold-digging hussies like schoolmarm Louise (Amanda Seyfried). Albert sets about winning her back with the inexplicable assistance of enigmatic new gal in town Anna (Theron, her performance a loose, feisty lifeline), but little does he know that she's married to bloodthirsty bandit Clinch Leatherwood (Liam Neeson).

There's a lot of excrement – literal and otherwise – to wade through before that showdown, during which Albert finds his cojones, Anna reverts to damsel-in-distress passivity and Seyfried endures repeated gags about the size of her eyes. MacFarlane's doughy visage, of course, is beyond reproach.

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Release details

Release date:
Friday May 30 2014
Duration:
0 mins

Cast and crew

Director:
Seth MacFarlane
Screenwriter:
Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Cast:
Seth MacFarlane
Liam Neeson
Charlize Theron