A Virgin for Saint Tropez

Had the ingredients of this mishmash been more expertly blended, one might have credited the writer/director with the intention of sending us out of the theatre ruminating on the wisdom of unmarried girls defending their virginity. In the event - having endured this wholly implausible tale of a devout Spanish girl and a mercenary Frenchman who finally deflowers her for the entertainment of some ageing swingers - one is left merely yawning. Set in the '60s Côte d'Azur; zero for titillation, in case you wondered.