Creatures the World Forgot

Actually, it was Hammer who forgot the creatures, for this sequel to the money-spinning One Million Years BC is a resolutely dinosaur-free zone. Instead, there's a lot of grunting, a daft plot involving a tribe of cave-dwellers on a trek across the desert to a new home, and enough of trash icon Julie Ege in (and out of) a fur bikini to earn the thing an 'X' certificate . Despite so much cult potential, however, one abiding problem remains: it's unbelievably tedious.