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Avast, bébé! A ‘Schitt’s Creek’ cruise is sailing next summer

Here’s how to sail on the good ship Rose

Phil de Semlyen
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Phil de Semlyen

Schitt’s Creek may be over as a multi-Emmy-winning TV sensation, but fans should dry their tears and prepare for an elite level spinoff. Say hello to the Schitt’s Creek cruise, aka ‘Moira’s Boat Party: Ew, Cruising!’. 

This new seafaring extravaganza will be sailing out of Miami on March 30, 2023, for a four-night escapade through Key West and the Bahamas.

The event organisers, Flip Phone, are at pains to point out that this isn’t an official Schitt’s Creek event, so you are not going to bump into Catherine O’Hara or any of the Levy family aboard the good ship Rose.

You will, however, encounter a vessel full of superfans and an array of Rose family-style entertainments, including ‘Bébe’s Chamber Wig Sail Away Party with Fruit Wine, a ‘Fold in the cheese’ dinner, ‘Jocelyn’s Bingo’ and a ‘I like the wine, not the label’ wine tasting. Not to mention, ‘Night of a 1,000 Moiras’. Moira Rose-ling will no doubt be provided throughout.

Prices start at $999.99 for an inside stateroom, with a royal balcony suite coming in at $4000. Wannabe cruisers should head here for all the info.

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