Brittany Lynn's Birthday Roast

The library is open the kids are READING! And remember....READING is FUN-damental! (Google it, it's from the 70's...like Brittany...) Join your favorite gayborhood gang as they pay a loving (lol) tribute to the birthday girl herself on her actual day! Of course, Brittany always gets the last word... Roasters include Lili StQueer, Pissi Myles, "the offspring" Jared Ben, Hot Mic belle Eric Jaffe, Comedianne Hannah Harkness, Mistor Fahrenheit, the hairest burlesquer in town Connor Michalchuk, Champagne Showers Jonathon Edmunds, Aunt Rita herself Maria TopCatt, and selfie enthusiast Ariel Versace! Special appearance by the man who helped Brittany make the Mummers LGBT Liason Committee's Miss Fancy Brigade happen, (as well as citing Brittany with Brittany Lynn Day!)-City Councilman Mark Squilla Sr.! and featuring Dj Carl Michaels at the helm! "I'm thinking about going..."-Brittany Lynn "It's gonna be SOUTH PHILLY GAY!"-Maria Top Catt "What time does the kitchen close?"-Connor "Hot miiiiiiiic!"-Eric Jaffe "I'm in it so I'm going!"-Pissi Myles "Huh?"-Ariel Versace "Bring brownies!"-Lili St. Queer "She did our wedding, so I kinda have to come..."-Mistor Fahrenheit "Are they gonna search me when I come in?"-Hannah Harkness "Why wasn't I aborted?"-Robyn Lynn Doors open 9pm-show starts PROMPTLY 10:30pm!